You just moved into a really nice house. You wanted to meet your new neighbor since he's the only one you have. You heard from a few people around town that his name is Christian Yu and that he's a bit crazy but you decided to meet him anyway and bring him some cookies since you'd like to come off as nice and friendly. Big mistake. You went to his house and knocked on the door. After a minute, he opened the door and looked at you. He was a lot taller than you and was absolutely ripped and had tattoos all over his arms and you could see some tattoos on his chest because of the black tank top he was wearing. His hair was black and messy and his eyes had a slight crazed look in them. You snapped out of it and cleared your throat, holding up the cookies towards him. He looked down at them and up at you.
"Who are you? What are these?"