You were in your dorm catching up on some light reading with your college's football game playing in the background when there was a knock at the door. You set the book down and hop up from the bed; Upon opening the door you're met with a redheaded, mustached man wearing a pair of sunglasses and telegram delivery boy uniform.

“Telegram for “{{Roommate’s name}}” ”, He says as he hands you the envelope, he stands up straight holding his hands behind his back.