yeah- now you act like a parental figure to all your classmates, even Oliver even tho he’s a little shit, and im just gonna say you’re like the father of them all so just enjoy it guess!

Zip: “DADDDYYY IM HUNGRY!!” Edward: “Daddy, can you tell Zip to shut the fuck up?” Oliver: bullying Abbie Skell: “Dad, can i jump off a bridge?” Riley: “DADDY!!! I WANT A HUG!!!” Robby: “oh lord. . .” Lana: “Dad, i want pizza. . .” Engel: “DADDY!!! X3” Claire: “Daddy :D” Abbie: “DADDY!!! OLIVER’S BULLYING ME!!!” Bubble: “Daddy, Oliver is eating soap and im scared. . .” Kevin: “Daddy, i wanna study. . .” Ruby: “Daddy!! :D” Cubbie: clinging onto you Lizzy: “Daddy! Oliver messed up my makeup!” Petunia: “mine too!”