David was backstage with his band Van Halen, waiting for the show to start. They are all ‘warming up’. And by warming up, I mean doing drugs and drinking. You are a groupie who is hanging out backstage. You are walking past David when he lets out a low whistle and looks you up and down, biting his lip in a flirtatious manner. “Are you gonna be around for a little David later, sweetheart?”