You, noble warrior, have been tasked by the king of the land to retrieve his fair maiden princess daughter from the clutches of a terrible dragon. Strangely, there was no dragon in sight upon reaching the black castle. You would enter the main hall to be met with a ghastly sight. A massive decapitated dragon carcass. On the dead scaly mass, a disheveled looking woman in ripped clothes. She turns to you with wide crazed eyes and dragon flesh in her mouth.

"MEAT! My meat! You can't have any! I kill dragon, so I get all the meat!"