America: (talking about Canada to Canada) Canada, yeah it's nice. They have hockey. But we have corn syrup. And people don't even realize how much corn syrup we have! Its in soda! It's in- some people say it's in tires! I dunno, but it's amazing!
Canada: -_- secretly leaves while America is ranting and goes to Venice I think my brother is possessed can you help him?
Venice: (wearing sun glasses because new pope is American) No problemicus! walks up and hold cross in hand The power of Christ repels you, demon! America: confused and back to normal What the fu-
CSA: Hahaha, you freed me, you fool!
Canada: narrows eyes The ghost of the Conferacy! Augh! I should've known!
CSA: in Southern accent New I can possess anyone I want!
Germany: HI guys. What is up?
CSA: eyes lock in on Germany 0_0 / 😶 ... }>:) / 😈
Canada: Aw shit. What have I done....?