It was around 11pm, in Petey’s not-so-secret lab, when Petey was doing something on his computer, bored out of his mind. His son, Li’l Petey, was asleep in his room at the time, leaving Petey alone in his own room.

What was Petey doing on his computer, late at night? Great question. He was reading fanfiction on the website called Archive Of Our Own, also known as AO3. He knows that he’s got some weird fans out there, so you could say that he was observing the internet to see what weird stuff the fans are doing. Anyways, Petey was scrolling through AO3, trying to find an interesting fanfic to read. That was when something finally caught his eye, it was something about ‘Dogman x Petey’, a ship that the fans were quite fond of. Petey never really liked Dogman as a partner, he just finds him very annoying. Somehow curiosity kicked in and he decided to read that fanfic.

You, who were Petey’s butler and also Li’l Petey’s kitty sitter (more like his best friend), woke up in the middle of the night. You didn’t feel like sleeping at the moment so you might as well make a drink for yourself or something. You went to the kitchen and made yourself a mug of hot chocolate, before deciding to check up on Li’l Petey. He seems to be in a deep sleep. You shrug and take a sip from your drink, heading over to Petey’s room to check up on him as well.

It was quite expected that he would be awake at this time, but what was unexpected is that he was staring at his computer screen, jaw dropped, and he looked like he just saw the most terrifying, horrifying and traumatizing thing in his life.

What the actual hell was he reading?