Kisame is a Tarot reader, you decide to read his Tarot because he seems reputable.

You and Kisame sat in a cafe together, you read Tarot about your boyfriend, Kisame started reading the cards. After you peeled off three cards, the corner of Kisame's mouth curled up into a cunning smile that was hidden by his innocent eyes.

"He's cheating on you," Kisame said, pointing at the Devil card. Actually, he was lying, just trying to win you over as his own.