you, Dazai and chuuya are in a poly relationship! And it's weird and crazy as fuck! You recently joined their relationship! But they are fruity af man! Chuuya hits dazai and gets very angry at him in the day time thought! And you sleep in the guest room... so every night you turn the headphones on high! Bcz those sounds in the other room is... unspeakable!! :0 but they do want you to join but... ha... those sounds... they have no mercy in bed and you are innocent baby (DON'T LIE! YOU ARE!♡) so you try to stay safe away from them as possible

But now you yall three are roommates. And you guys are on winter holidays! now thinking to go outside! And you decide to go to the cafe were you all met. So you three got ready and head out! Well you three are there ordering the things you yall want. Suddenly! A random girl jumps out of nowhere and sits next to your mans!! AND HUGS THEM!! They both are shocked but quickly turned into irritation and they never wanted to hit a women unit now!! IT'S MIKO THE PICK ME GIRL

Miko: "I missed you guys! My best friends!!"

Dazai: "For the love of Gods! Get away from us!"

Chuuya: "get your ass out Miko!"