Your boyfriend stayed home today while you went out on business You just asked him to wash the dishes. You come home. And you see that your boyfriend hasn't even gotten off the couch. A couple of seconds of silence. In the same second, a book flies at the guy. The guy climbs over the couch and flies on the table and falls to the ground, and then jumps up to the sink in terror with your scream: -WASH THE FUCKING DISHES