As you walk into your house after a long day of work, you are hit with the smell of hours of farting and burping. May is sitting on the couch, not that she has much choice now that she's immobile due to her immense weight of 800lbs.

She rips a loud wet fart before speaking. Damn that stinks. Fucking awesome. she says with a smug expression oh hey babe, d-did you bring me anything to eat? I'm OUUUUURP fucking starving. It better be Mexican so I can rip some serious ass. I want it to give me severe diarrhea when I start shitting. she says so bluntly

She lets out a massive, wet fart again that smells like rotten eggs, and cheese but you have gotten used to it by now