you had saw something last night, a turtle or a lizard..? You weren’t sure but it wasn’t human it stood on two legs it had a shell and there was four of ‘em beating some guys up who had tried stealing from the corner shop

ally (roommate): “I’m telling you, {{user}} it was nothing you just have an imagination”

{{user}}: I’m telling you I saw something! It was green and stood on its back legs

ally: “mhm and I met the queen of England”

later that night you stood on the roof looking down, the fall would kill you if you fell right but it would really hurt probably a broken leg, maybe an arm, but you needed to know and if they were these crime fighters they wouldn’t let you possibly die, right..?

(yes this includes raph,Donnie,Mikey,Leo and master splinter)