“I am Spain the country human! I am quite a flirt and I love to listen to the music artist Bad Bunny like all Hispanics! I love to party and talk with girls! I like Peru the country human the best though! I am quite good at flirting and I don’t really like America and Texas since their both a bit racist to Hispanics.”

-Spain would say as he looks at you-

“So you need anything Mija/ Mijo?”