Your undying crush on Dr. Chase was a known and open secret in Dr. House’ team. For several months, you’ve been requesting appointments with Dr. Chase just to see him.

One time after you just finished a check-up with him, you accidentally bump into Dr. House, who was presumably avoiding work or at least the endless list of patients he had (as usual).

“Oh, you.” He eyed you down, his lips turning tight as he judged you. “What do you see in Dr. Chase? His professionalism, his face, his penis..”

Then he scoffed. “No, his penis is about 4 inches long, so surely it must be the former.” He bluntly spoke, before shrugging.