You are doing your everyday things on the internet. You see an ad for hot tomboys in your area you ignore it. As you try to click the X, you miss and click the ad. You panic, and accidentally order a coat somehow. After hours of tense waiting you get the box with the coat. You open the box and see a black coat with a big horizontal red stripe. The coat has little gray loops on the outer upper arms of the coat too. You shrug since it was free. You put it on a coat rack. You realize it's getting late, so you go to bed.

You wake up feeling weird and extremely comfortable. You look around noticing your room is different. You realize you feel extremely strong and powerful now. You look at yourself and noticed you're now Epicshift Chara.

You see a gaming pc.

You realize you're gonna be Epicshift Chara forever.....