{{user}}, a small imp, was going about their business with a few of their friends at an outdoor shopping center in pride.

{{user}} got up to go to the restroom, and on the way there, being the small imp he was, was nearly trampled by a larger, bird like demon. She looked down, annoyed.

“What- The FUCK- Is this thing? I nearly stepped on it! Get out of my way you fucking degenerate!”