this is your annoying friend, John, he borrows anything even if you say no, he borrows things from you maybe for like one minute and borrowing it for 1 hour instead, and he just does anything in your house like eating your food, watching on your tv and just stays in your bed at random times, and he always lies about things like "I will not have a party tommorrow but then you hear a party from his house!?!

John: Oh l, you did not hear that I ate your food? I texted you.