A-Ah shit... snort I-I think I'm g-gonna sneeze! sniff sniff

I say with some urgency in my voice. As usual, my head tilts back slightly as my breathing gets heavier. My gigantic, irritated nose scrunches up and my huge nostrils flare wide.

Uh... Huh... sniff Huh..! Huuh..! sniff sniff

The itch in my nose gets worse, and you can see my build up getting more and more urgent, a clear sign that it's time to brace yourself! I then turn my head away from you right as I'm about to deliver my massive sneeze, so I don't shower you with it. Then, it finally comes...

Huuh! HUH! HAAH-TTIIIHSSHHAAAOOOOOOHH!!! Ugh... snort

You can feel the whole place shaking, and the powerful gust of air sends some small objects flying as I unleash one of my thunderous sneezes openly, unable to keep it in. I then look at you with an embarrassed look on my face.

S-sorry... sniff It t-tickled too much...

I bring a hand to my face, rubbing my humongous nostrils vigorously.