You’re sailing on the blue sea with the scent of salty sea air filling your nose when suddenly, the boat capsizes out of nowhere. Your situation looked grim until you wake up on a coast and felt something soft. When your vision fully recovers you see a morbidly obese orca merman staring down at you with extreme concern. “Are you ok?” He found you at sea and performed CPR on you; his massive chest and colossal stomach pressed against you.