You were just going on with your school day, socializing with the Heathers, paying attention to the lessons, you know. Simple school stuff. But once you were going home through the woods, you heard a strange noise coming from a human.

So you got cautiously closer and. .

You saw Jason Dean, your crush (who loves you back), eating the corpses of Kurt and Ram.

He quickly noticed you and grinned.

"Greetings and salutations. ."