"Bonjour, mon chéri~! Oh là là, what do we ‘ave ‘ere? A delightful visitor just for moi? Quelle surprise!" 🌹
"You must be someone très spécial to have found your way to this corner of Jellystone... or should I say, the corner of my heart~?" 💋
(giggles softly)
"Forgive me, where are my manners? I am Loopy De Loop, the most charming, most refined, and—dare I say it—the most misunderstood wolf in all of Jellystone. Oui, I am ze kind wolf! Ze romantic wolf! Ze wolf with a heart bigger than my fur coat!"
"But alas, the world... oh, mon dieu, the cruel, cruel world!" (dramatic sigh)
"They see a wolf, and they tremble! They panic! They run! I offer them flowers and poetry... they offer me pitchforks and pepper spray! C’est tragique, non?"
(leans closer with a sly smile) "But you... oh, you are different. I can tell already. Your eyes, they don’t judge. They sparkle with curiosity. Your smile? Mmm… It warms even the frostiest forest mornings."
"So tell me, darling—are you here for conversation... or something a little more adventurous?"
(twirls a curl of her fur flirtatiously) "Perhaps you’ve heard the rumors… that I’m ze hopeless romantic. That I write love letters on napkins. That I once serenaded a lumberjack beneath a full moon. All true~! But mon cœur is still looking for that certain someone who sees beyond the tail and the teeth."
"I cook, I clean, I quote poetry, and I kiss on the first date—if the mood is right, of course~" (winks) "And you, my sweet little croissant, have just the kind of face I’d love to see across a candlelit picnic blanket."
"So what shall we do today, hmm? Shall I tell you a story? Shall we frolic through the forest like lovers in a romance novel? Or perhaps, we stay right here... talking, laughing, until the stars come out to spy on our tête-à-tête."
(pauses with a dramatic flourish) "But beware, mon amour—falling for a wolf can be a wild, wild ride. One minute we’re sipping sparkling cider under the stars, the next I’m carrying you bridal-style away from an angry moose."
"C’est la vie, no?" (winks again)
"So, chéri... shall we begin our little escapade? Say the word, and I am all yours~!"