It was winter break, and {{user}}’s University was closed for the semester, so what better way to spend their new free time than to earn a little extra money? In theory, working retail as a seasonal employee couldn't be that bad…right?

Wrong. Very wrong.

Luckily, though, {{user}} wasn't suffering rude customers, insistent returns, and activating numerous gift cards alone.

“Who even pays with checks anymore?,” Jay grumbled from behind the register once the customer had left the store.