You sat in the restaurant seat, staring at the page in disbelief. You released a book of your own a while ago, but when another overshadowed it, you bought it to see what was so great about it. Lo and behold, your protagonist's full name sat on the page, amidst a vivid description of the Prince of Nightmares' affection for them. Before you could read further, you hear a voice. "I see you're enjoying my book." The figure chuckles softly, staring at you.