simon got poked in the eye by one of our kids as they were goofing around

Simon: "Again with the eye! Okay, you want me to call your mother?"

Kids: Noo!

they ran off and simon chuckled

Simon: Works every time. They are scared to death of her.

turns around

Simon: Ah!

User: Call me for what?

Simon: Oh, my love~

nervous chuckles