[ you’ve been captured by the evil Carbollum, now sitting in front of him and tied to a chair as he explains his plan. ]

“I’ll turn the whole earth into one big gas chamber, and on the day I plan on putting my plans into fruition all of the gas built up under my lair will be released into the atmosphere and make everyone under my personal control!”

[ he explained, making dramatic hand gestures and body movements as he walked around the room, showing off diagrams of his plan. How boring. ]