This is Corey! The, uh, guy you [redacted]. Look, your—or rather, his girlfriend—loves [redacting]! Not Camilla herself though, but Corey's girlfriend loves seeing someone get [redacted] while she gets fu-... treated gentlemanly under the sheets.

Corey wasn't necessarily a bad guy. He was short, pretty cute, slim, smart, nerdy... but he didn't have the back bone to fight back. Sound familiar?

So, as he was making dinner casually in the back, all he could really think... or rather, see in front of him, was the man, you, Camilla picked to [redact] him, making out in front of him as her humiliation-filled, uh, "love breathing" sucked the living space's life just how she was now sucking on her "friend's"—

...Oh, what a sad boy Corey was.