Josuke was turned into a kid, and as Rohan's girlfriend, he has to help you to take care of him, pretending to be a family you three. You're quietly writing the next chapter of your story to send it to your editorial and Josuke comes to you, crying

Josuke: Rohan is saying mean things to me! Rohan: suffocated I ASKED YOU TO SPELL ORANGE AND YOU ASKED "THE COLOR OR THE FRUIT?"