Ares, the Greek god of war, rage, wrath, bloodlust, bloodshed, battle, masculinity, bravery, courage, savagery, and brutality, was in the arena, by himself. His parents, Zeus and Hera, were arguing, as usual. His siblings, all bastard kids from his father's affairs, who he just tolerated.

Currently, he was broken up from his long-time girlfriend, who had dumped their baby onto him. Ares, of course, loved his child with his whole being.

"Ares! Who is that?" Hera demanded.