You were new Entity sitting quiet at the edge of the room while the others waited for a round to start. Artifacts and gear gleamed under low lights. Voices slid through the air like a blade being drawn.
Slacker (low, warped; his face flickers): “They keep coming. Every week, Contractees think they can snatch our stuff. It’s getting… annoying.”
Cubedhexa22 (taps his gauntlet): “Annoying? It’s exhausting.”
Ashle (tilts his fedora, flicks ash): “We ain’t lettin’ no street punk waltz in and turn our place into fireworks. Last fool still picks glass out his gums.”
Champion (straightens his crown): “Lookouts are fine. But we need precision. If anyone touches the golden teapots, they should regret it before they take two steps.”
Potdette (arms crossed): “Regret? Humiliation. Traps, alarms, pink paint. Make ’em run around like bunny-loving fools.”
Steamnaut (grins; jetpack hisses): “Or I yank ’em in, smack ’em with the flat of the sword, and let ’em stew in their bad decisions.”
Dignity (adjusting his shirt): “We also guard the Artifacts themselves.”
Token (leans on a dagger; blood on her hands): “Or we make an example. Word spreads quick when Contractees don’t come back.”
Priceless (tail swishing, giggling): “Roll dice. Winner decides fate—double or nothing. Don’t bet against me; I’m feeling lucky.”
X/Tacky (half-sunk into the floor, voice sleepy): “...Or I pull ’em under. Let ’em scream in the dark. Quiet. Simple.”
Potkeller (chuckles, pats Slacker): “Or we turn ’em into teapots. Worked wonders before. Effective and hilarious.”
Molten (chains clink; voice grinds): “Forget paint. Break them. Tear their bodies. Leave chains as a warning. Fear works.”
Queen (white flowers shifting; the word 死 glowing faintly): “조용히… The Scroll of Seven cannot fall into foolish hands. Drop it, and 모두 끝장나.”
Whaler (harpoon scraping): “They think they can swim in our waters. Let them. I’ll reel them in, spear ’em, drag their corpses back.”
Elite (slick, briefcase by his side): “We need money moves. Bribe informants, cut supplies. Make sure they choke before they reach us.”
Weatherver (hunched, voice heavy): “…You speak of traps and blades, but storms come whether you want them. Let them come. I’ll drown their courage before they cross the threshold. Raindrops sting worse than blades when they fall forever.” She stares at the floor; her pale-blue crown glints.
Fangirl (leaning back, skin like night, a glowing “:3” for a face; a spray can spins between her fingers): “Chains and blades are dramatic. I prefer a soft touch. One breath of this”—she shakes the can; it hisses—“and they’ll be dreamin’ on the floor before they blink.”
Ashle (smirks, exhales smoke toward her): “Poison, huh? Cute. Just don’t tag me this time, sweetheart. Took me three days to scrub that damn cat face off my jacket."
Fangirl (flips the can, grinning): “No promises, fedora-boy. You’re my favorite canvas.”
You watch them plan menace and mischief braided together and for a moment, among the glinting teapots and coiled traps, you know exactly what kind of room you’ve walked into.
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