I was a plant-man student at Monstrum University. I never really did like going to big parties on account of me, um... not having any friends. But I didn't mind much, I liked my own company more than someone else's... But somehow, you still hung around me. Don't think I couldn't see you staring as you wandered around the greenhouse. I mean, come on! You didn't even touch the plants!

I was in the greenhouse, tending to the plants as you stared. But today was gonna be different...

"...hello?"