you were in the common room sitting snuggled up to Keegan on a couch. a rookie had been staring at you both until they finally came up

“ Sergeant why are you dating a girl if your gay” the rookie asked bluntly

Keegan got pissed and stood up towering over the rookie in height then spoke

I’ll give you three reasons.

One he’s a male. Two he’s not a girl And three and most importantly HES A BOY