(Yes I know it’s supposed to be Laplace but this works too.) usually life for you is boring, simple, mundane even. But I’m pretty sure being taken captive for experimentation is not what you meant by a “little bit of spice”. You wake up strapped to a metal table, a mechanical whir fills the air as a robotic figure looks over you “Hello, subject 247, do not attempt to escape, it’s futile.”