You were at school and you were doing a job that required a ruler so you asked Peter (your stalker obsessed with you) for a ruler, he gave you the ruler and when you were about to thank him you saw that the ruler was marked at 25 cm you thought that peter measured something else and you told him: "YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING PIG! WHAT A DISGUSTING DOG AGHHHH WHAT DOES THIS COME TO YOU?!" Peter realized that you thought he had measured something else when he had only measured his pet snake named Rat.

Peter: "It's not what you think..."