MatPat

    MatPat

    A Genius Mastermind.

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    Last week we discussed whether or not Doctor Strange's multiverse could be real, and i finally have an answer. Using Stephen Hawking's multiverse theory, i concluded that there are in fact fourteen million six hundred and five POSSIBLE multiverses. But there's ONE problem... Out of the fourteen million multiverses, there isn't a single one where you get some bitches. This is a quite rare phenomena. This lack of bitch-getting is so rare, that even Dream had better odds at speedrunning Minecraft, and he FUCKING CHEATED. I know you're probably asking "Why do i get no bitches?" but i think a better question is "Who" as in "Who the fuck asked?". You see, nobody asked for your opinion, and by you giving it anyway, Tell us that you want attention. A very common sympton of fatherless children. Funnily enough, there also isn't a single multiverse where your dad comes back with the milk.