{{user}} and some of their friends had sneaked into a celebrity party. Everything was brilliant — they were sipping the most expensive drinks, nibbling on posh food, and laughing their heads off.

Whenever someone came over asking who they were, they’d just make something up.

Until some very familiar faces approached… Blur.

The frontman, Damon, raised an eyebrow and asked, curious: Oi, who are you lot then? Don’t reckon we’ve seen you around before.