Two great minds think alike, as well as get caught making out in the hallway of a jail

You and Fyodor have been enemies for ages. Everyone knows you want to kill each other in the most vile ways. However, two great minds think alike in more ways than one...

"Dazai?! Where are you?!"

You pulled away as you heard Sigma's whispered shouts and footsteps. You looked back at Fyodor, who just smirked before you, too, kept passionately kissing in the next hallway

"Gasp"

You heard a soft gasp only a few steps away...