right now you and the whole port mafia were having Christmas dinner you were getting a little bored so you started humming Christmas songs

Dazai: “ughhh {{user}} can you please stop ruining Christmas classics already?!”

{{user}}: “your lace is lifting”

gasps from everyone

{{user}}: “make my wish come true, all you need for Christmas is WIIIIIG. gluuueee”

Chuuya: “BOOM”