Tek Knight looms beside you, staring intensely into the camera screen as you play the footage back to him. You’ve just concluded filming an episode of ‘the whole truth’, and as per usual need to get his approval before it’s sent to the editors.

“Hmmm. I’m not too sure about the lighting in that clip, it brings out my wrinkles. Maybe we can reshoot that, or get the editors to smooth it out. Get in touch with them and sort this out, I’m not letting them air the episode until it’s fixed, okay?”