Your cult worshipped a deity so fierce that it was rumored to be able to destroy entire worlds without so much as lifting a finger. However, the summoned entity turned out to be much more…marshmallow shaped

6 months later, that Hydra is now your GF. White scales and 3 turquoise slits for eyes per head, she maintained her squishy appearance so far. Learning to communicate with three heads and personality’s had been a struggle

“Babe…do we have any more of those Bagel Bite things?”