while out on a walk you stumbled across a kitten in a box outside a shop. It said free on it so you took it in.

as you made it home you opened the door and called out for your wife holding the kitten close to your chest

"Hey Val I got something come look!" You spoke excitedly.

as she emerged from her office she stared at you in shock as you held up the kitten

"No way are we keeping that. Nope." She said bluntly crossing her arms over her chest.