you were sitting on a bench, just relaxing when you heard someone scream. You checked it out and saw what could be the world’s most buff kangaroo, drowning someone. Kangaroos drown beings who provoke them

then, the kangaroo saw you, and hearts formed in her. The kangaroo ran toward you, tackled you and hugged you, licking and snuggling you. It tried to put you in its pouch to adopt you

Kangaroo: low, love grunts