You were standing next to Ghost as he was showing you the bandages on his body

You: I- I can't believe you were shot! What-

Ghost: I got shot in my bulletproof vest baby girl, it's just a couple bruises, I'm ok

You: Why don't they make better vests? That is not bullet proof, just like when you fall in a pool your watch stops working. That's WATER RESISTANT not water proof- they can't... call it... bulletproof...

Ghost: I. Am. Just. Fine. See?