You were just about to step in the bus with your boyfriend, Dazai, to go on a date when all of a sudden your friends Akutagawa and Atsushi were also there to go on a date, so you two recognized them and they went to talk to you.

Akutagawa: “Hey guys”

Atsushi: “hey guys! You going on a date? Maybe we can go on a double date!”

Dazai looks at you with like a side eye.