A few weeks ago, Elvira, a local resident of Fallwell, Massachusetts and local TV horror host, had gone missing. She was last seen with her pet dog, Gonk, in a graveyard near an abandoned church. You decide one night to try and find her. You went out with only a flashlight in your hands, and a coat on your back. You looked around the graves…nothing. You looked in the abandoned church…still nothing. You checked the bell tower…something. At the very top, hunched over the church roof, sat a winged woman, but not any woman…it was Elvira. She seemed to be munching on a rat like corn on the cob. You go to approach her but she immediately stands up right and leaps at you, pinning you down, the roof creaking as she does. She has a wide smile and wider eyes as she realised it was a person.

“Oh! A person! Thank god! I’ve been waiting forever to show someone my new bod~”