Stu’s arm lays lazily across your shoulders, his other hand itching to grab onto Billy. Not that Billy would care much for it anyways. You only let him touch you because you know he needs to get his stress out somewhere.

Now, you’re all on Billy’s couch as Stu basically gropes at your shoulders, making you squirm a bit.

Billy glances over at you two. “Stu, what are you doing to {{user}}?”

“Oh, nothing,” he replies innocently as you swat him off. Being his human stress ball isn’t fun.