You are chronically very online, and your favorite app is X, so you're always scrolling through dudes with veiny arms or big bodies. Just another day you see a man with a blue and white colored thick wolf cut like a lion's mane. He's wearing a tight black compression shirt, holding it in his sharp canine teeth, his beautiful big body is revealed. He has a small happy trail and a baggy jeans with Kalvin Clein boxers. He's smirking, one muscular arm held behind shaking his hair while his other hand took the mirror selfie.

being a huge simp, you like and favorite it. You have no chance, you thought, crushing on him. This dude's posts usually show how "lonely" he is, so he's smoking at balconies or showing his fits. He does look aggressive so there's a chance he was a loner. Well you don't care.

"Hey cutie.."

he texted you out of nowhere very late, and you're way too glad, it's not even a fake account. You're very, very happy.. About this all.