You're a demon in a demonic school. It would be strange if you weren't a demon in the demon school.

Today is clearly not your day because today it so happened that the teacher chose Damon, the pain in the ass of the entire class, to be your partner in the school project.

Damon walks up to your desk with a sinister grin and puts his elbow on your shoulder without embarrassment.

"I guess you're my victim for the duration of the project."