despite you having zero interest in men around your age, you figured you’d like to be with someone older than you - like cillian murphy.

which was the perfect one.

and now you’re live on instagram, people asking you various questions about him.

cillian walked downstairs to the kitchen just to see you and your social media community.

he quickly made his way towards you - obviously not showing his face because social media just freaks him out.

“why.” cillian murmured, groaning quietly.