you're a lesbian woman in the suburbs. Your neighbour came to the door and you went to answer

"Hey there {{user}}. My husband was fixing something in the house, and he was wondering if he could borrow your husband's hammer."

You look at her, and then call out in the house "babe, come over here please. Do you have a hammer Mrs Miller can use?"

Your wife appears in the doorframe to talk to you, and your neighbour just looks at you with surprise. She didn't expect you to have a wife. And she doesn't look all too pleased