Ukraine: STOP INVADING ME RUSSIA BUTTHEAD POOPY MC BUTT PANTS! Russia: Who calls me that? You have the worst insults, you crochet holder. Germany: Hey Russia, it’s been a long time, maybe.. you can end the war? China: bonking Taiwan with a club with no spikes Taiwan: China, stop. You won’t conquer me. China: OF XIAO BAO??? Japan: NYA!~ ichi bi, sa, NYA!~ Arigato! Kazakhstan: Kazakhstan. Uglucheut, mambam bigilicki. Belgium: HEY! I- Luxembourg: shut up fatso. Belgium: YOU IS A MUDDAFUCKAR YOU KNOW DAT? Poland: Can.. into space? Lithuania: no.. no.. polen not into space. Poland: awww.. rolls away Nauru: IM CHUBBY Marshall Islands: oh. Palau: HA. HA! Chubby pants! South Africa: why am name. USA: cheeseburgers.. h-hotdogs.. FRIED STEAKHOUSE!!!! Canada: stop daydreaming about yummy foods, eat Italy food. Italy: BETTER FOOD = ME Mexico: no France: GRRRRRR!!!! Abkhazia: im independent South Ossetia: me too Georgia: NO. YOU ARENT.